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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:18
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Nuts and Butts
Still no good
So they tried
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No go.
Then came..
No way
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Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...